Romance 2007 3 hr 40 min NR Starring R. Kelly, Eric Lane, LeShay N. Tomlinson Director R. Kelly Trailers In the documentary The Secrets of Scientology ex-member Jason Beghe indeed acknowledges that Lord Xenu is part of OT 3. Stack Exchange network consists of 181 Q&A communities including Stack Overflow, the largest, most trusted online community for developers to learn, share their knowledge, and build their careers. Why in the Sierpiski Triangle is this set being used as the example for the OSC and not a more "natural"? In which case, any and everything is possible. No, really. He began his career in the early 1990s by playing to typecrooning come-ons and pleas without a trace of irony, accompanied by the usual pelvic thrusts. Trapped In A Closet (1466) Fluff (264) First Kiss (169) Kissing (128) Smut (115) Closet Sex (108) Mutual Pining (106) Angst (98) Love Confessions (93) Sylvester rushes out of Cathy and Rufus place and is pulled over for speeding while en route to his house. (I cant remember what kind of music he listened to in college, but I do remember that his roommate was a big Dar Williams fan.) (Pete cant remember.) Sylvester tries calming Twan down reminding him he's on house arrest and that a violent outburst would lead to a more serious time in prison. Sylvester is seen rushing home, angered and belligerent, but is pulled over by a police officer, who gives him a ticket for speeding. Bridget tries getting him upstairs, or enticing him with fresh pears, but James insists on heating some leftover chicken. and our The epic 22-part song series/soap opera/cultural phenom was originally released in chapters by Kelly between the years of 2005 and 2007. He then informs him that true thugs move in silence. It is commonly known that in CoS the whole Lord Xenu thing is something you learn when you reach Operating Thetan level III (OT III). She then argues with her husband, Rufus, over his own infidelity. (Oh shit!). The off-screen director is yelling for them to stop, but they only continue. After James' constant roughing up on the midget, Bridget runs upstairs where she pulls out a number from her purse. Thomas "Nephew Tommy" Miles was born in Houston, Texas. Fucking Trans Women literally saved my life, at a time when I was trapped in the closet it helped me feel normal, and now it's reduced to this? Best line: Twan opened the door and its Rosie the nosy neighbour / Ooh, with a spatula in her hand / Like thats gon do something against them guns. Joke 1: Q: Why did the old, dusty closet jump up and down? Topline Hockey hopes to make the glide path to the NHL easier for New York City kids. Those first chapters were done with radio in mind; it was months before the video came along. (There is a reason for this that I will not get into). Trapped in the Closet is a musical soap opera series by American R&B singer, songwriter and producer R. Kelly, with 33 "chapters" released sporadically from 2005 to 2012. Sylvester finally makes it home andafter a torrid roll in the hay with Gwendolyndiscovers a used condom on his bed. Back at James' house, he pulls up to the garage. Trapped in the Closet: The BIG Package features the first 22 chapters of R. Kelly's epic "hip-hopera.". I know it's like a 45 minute song, but why? Rufus and Chuck argue when Cathy walks in Rufus' office. The doorbell rings, interrupting their shenanigans, and Randolph goes to answer the door. They wrestle over the gun, which inadvertently discharges. The Space Opera is also called "Incident 2". Two second pause, missus says "Don't worry - it's just another stupid dad joke.", followed by a pair of groans and a hand towel thrown at my head as I disappear again. Sorry, this post was deleted by the person who originally posted it. Around this time, Sylvester gets a phone call from Gwendolyn, who tells him that his father Dale had been drinking and cursing people out, and his mother Myrna had Dale put in jail. Scan this QR code to download the app now. It is strange, but if you are going to be called a geniuswhich I dont think of myself asthen you have to [break those barriers]. Hiding under his kitchen sink, the midget then shits himself a storyline the creators of The Wire strangely overlooked. But you keep looking at it. Indeed, Kelly, who tops VIBEs 20 Greatest Musical Geniuses Since 1993 list, says he never expected such a polarizing reaction to the laughable tale of Sylvester, Cathy, Gwendolyn, Twan, and a scene-stealing midget. Lucius then reflects as the girls walk away. Joey replies, "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Browse other questions tagged, Start here for a quick overview of the site, Detailed answers to any questions you might have, Discuss the workings and policies of this site. a midget! The two of them then get into the car. The chapter then goes to Tina's confessional where she says she appreciated Roxanne for taking her in but she says it's time for her to find her own identity. As you do. Sylvester then calls home but is stunned when another man answers the phone. (Genuine question, not rhetorical question) Many people repeat lies about other religions. Kelly can still tell those tight and resonant little stories; Best Friend from Double Up is proof of that. Slate is published by The Slate Rufus then tries to let Chuck come see him so they can talk but Chuck refuses. All Rights Reserved. (A lot more can be said about this, but I will leave you with this. ', as he gave me the ticket" was changed to "He flicks his cigarette and then gives me the ticket." The former has a poetic conceit that literally spins into outer space: Well stick a flag on the moon/ First couple to ever make love on planet Neptune/ And if time allow us/ Well be gone for hours/ I wont stop until I give you meteor showers. The Zoo is even broader: Girl, I got you so wet/ Its like a rain forest/ Like Jurassic Park/ Except Im your sex-a-saurus baby/ You and me hopping/ Like two kangaroos/ Rattling and moaning/ Out here in these woods. No one who has seen Trapped in the Closetor, for that matter, Kellys live a cappella performance of The Zoocould deny that such songs are meant more to amuse than to titillate. Obviously. Stunned at the news of Roxanne and Tina being lovers, a frustrated Sylvester points his gun at the both of them, but soon stops because of his tolerance to lesbians, while Twan kept egging him to shoot them. He then says that he'll pay Sylvester back on the first chance he gets. Best line: Well, well, well, if it aint Laverne and Shirley, WTF moment: Oddball folk troubadour Will Oldham best known as Bonnie Prince Billy cameos as a cop called Sgt. As the choir sings "you can do it Pimp Lucius", Lucius pretends to accept the offer and leaves the church. I still love that looped rolling piano run that underscores the whole thing, the intense strings that saw in at the end of every episode, the airy falsetto that Kelly sometimes uses to finish his lines. You couldnt make it up. Meanwhile, at Sylvester's house, Rosie, the next door neighbor, tells Sylvester, Twan and Gwendolyn that she could not stand the cop that just left their house causing Gwendolyn, Sylvester and Twan to laugh. @Sklivvz, but I think his point is valid in this context. Best line: Tina starts wobbling around Sylvester real slow saying, We take Tae-Bo classes / then Twan runs up in the place and says, I will kill both of yall knucklehead asses. He attempts to defend himself from Rosie's insinuations; she comes on the set and two begin to fight comically. It just keeps rhyming and rhyming. It will actually fly in the air and get you to a certain destination. Now people were looking at [the inventor] like he was crazy [laughs]. WTF moment: Thought being a man of God meant not having homosexual affairs with men called Chuck? [27], John Lichman warned "once you start watching Trapped in the Closet, whether out of curiosity or because you think it's a joke, you will find yourself sucked down a hole into something more obsession-friendly than Arrested Development when it comes to jokes, plot twists and fan-service. Does the South Park episode "Trapped in the Closet" accurately depict the beliefs of Scientology? The chapter starts off with Reverend Mosley James Evans in an advertisement about his new book, Trapped in the Closet. When James asks her why she looked jittery, Bridget excuses it as "may be that time of the month". Tina and Roxanne explain that they were on a "simple operation" describing a "trip" to Atlanta. Nearly two years later, in August 2007, Kelly and Jive released ten more chapters on another Trapped in the Closet DVD. R. Kelly knows as well as anyone that eros can be a farce, and a trap. The chapter ends with Randolph sitting on the couch, falling asleep. Days after Kelly was found guilty on September 27, 2021, his YouTube channel was terminated. Cathy then breaks down and begins to cry over the fact that Rufus loves a man over her. They argue, and Gwendolyn retorts with her own knowledge of Sylvester's infidelity, saying she saw Sylvester in the club the night before. Rufus calls his wife Cathy, which shocks Sylvester, who thought her name was Mary. Is trapped in the closet a joke. I agree with what has been said in the other answer. But in turning Trapped into a shaggier epic, Kelly has made it into a bigger eventa milestone. A congressman, a 2020 Electoral College delegate, and three pundits go into a bar. SONGLYRICS just got interactive. The movie was rumored to be called Trapped in the Closet: The Movie. 2023 Vibe Media, LLC. It is then revealed that Bridget is three months pregnant, presumably with James' baby. A brief summary of the story so far (oh shit!) leads to Sylvester in the car with Twan (you crazier than a fish with titties), a rendezvous in a diner, a waitress with a tell-tale name tag, a church choir chanting You can do it, Pimp Luscious, and a blatantly Sopranos-styled sit-down with an Italian mobster who keeps saying fuggedaboudit while calling Twan LL Fool J and grunting, Mama said knock you out the fuck outta here. Theres typically over-the-tippity Kellyesque dialogue (Do I look like En Vogue, because the way you got me holding on?). Sylvester fires his gun in the air and then phones his wife, Gwendolyn. Boudoir pop was born the day that R&B singers stopped bothering with double-entendres and got explicit. The best answers are voted up and rise to the top, Not the answer you're looking for? When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. This rumor is so potent that South Park dedicated an entire episode about Tom Cruise being "trapped in the closet." As the old saying goes, "in jest, there is truth." There are many stories that weave through the grapevine in the LGBT community that Tom Cruise is indeed low key gay. Twan sticks on a plaster on the gaping gunshot wound on his arm and sits down for a friendly game of cards with Sylvester and his sister. All rights reserved. Twan starts off by saying that Sylvester never lets him have fun. One key thing that sets Scientology apart from, for example, Christinity and the other major world religions, is that the church has secret texts. Indie folk musician Will Oldham makes a cameo in this chapter as one of the police officers in the interrogation. The book has been shown in the latest chapters of the show in 2012, Chapters 2333. Instead of singing about sex, Kelly is singing about singing about sex. After an insinuation by an off-screen director, he leaves the set. In chapter fourteen, it is revealed that apparently Sylvester and Cathy, who shows up in a blond wig and black dress, made a deal for Sylvester to get caught by her pastor husband Rufus but the deal had apparently backfired, not only by Cathy's realization that Sylvester and her best friend Gwendolyn were married but also due to Cathy not wanting to end her marriage to Rufus, with Cathy later admitting she had changed her mind on the deal. In November 2005, Jive Records released a DVD titled Trapped in the Closet, which included seven new chapters in addition to the first five from TP.3 Reloaded, bringing the total number of chapters to twelve. By clicking Accept all cookies, you agree Stack Exchange can store cookies on your device and disclose information in accordance with our Cookie Policy. Sylvester informs Joey of some job that could get them a lot of money. Album: Trapped In the Closet (Chapters 1-12) Heyo! Those hoping this brief collaboration would evolve into a long-running Oldham-Kelly musical partnership are still sadly in waiting.
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